first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch
sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.
constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”
how about a mix of the two “if its meant to be, its up to me”
im funnier online where I can’t stutter
“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich